16 Things Romance Readers Are Tired of Hearing

Posted on August 21, 2014 by

The struggle is very real.

1. “All romance books are exactly the same.”

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Yep. Every single one is exactly like the other. EXACTLY.

 

2. “The endings are so predictable.”

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This conversation is so predictable.

 

3. “You know romance doesn’t happen like that in real life.”

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I know. That’s why I read.

 

4. “You’re setting unrealistic expectations for yourself about love.”

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And this affects you how…?

 

5. “Not all men have abs like that.”

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6. “You must go on a lot of dates.”

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You must be insufferable on a lot of dates.

 

7. “So do you think you’re going to fall in love with an ex-boyfriend…”

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8. “…or a billionaire…”

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9. “…. or a duke?”

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10. “Will you stop reading romance when you have a boyfriend?”

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Your logic is severely flawed.

 

11. “It’s basically mommy porn, right?”

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Do you know what the word “porn” means?

 

12. “I could write a romance book.”

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I dare you.

 

13. “Do you only read female authors?”

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OMG. Men can write romances, too.

 

14. “I saw The Notebook once.”

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And that’s related because…?

 

15. “Is Danielle Steel your favorite author?”

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Congrats on naming one romance author!

 

16. “Do you read real books?”

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Do YOU?

 

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